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"This parteh's ova!!" Sam Jackson. Star Wars Episode II.
School of rock: Dewey Finn: [teaching Lawrence a handshake] Slap it. [they smack the palms of their hands together and then the back of their hands together] Dewey Finn: Shoot it. [they pretend like their hands are guns and shoot at each other] Dewey Finn: Kaboot it. [they pound their fists together]
Dewey Finn: ...All right, all right! Now, is everybody nice and pissed off?
Dewey Finn: Hmmm... hmmm... What's your name? Freddy: Freddy Jones. Dewey Finn: Ok, Freddy Jones, shut up!
Miss Mullins: Sorry to interrupt, Mrs. Lemmons said that she heard music coming from the classroom. Dewey Finn: Uh oh, it looks like Mrs. Lemmons is on crack, right kids?
Dewey Finn: God of Rock, thank you for this chance to kick ass. We are your humble servants. Please give us the power to blow people's minds with our high voltage rock. In your name we pray, Amen.
Dewey Finn: Sell my guitars? Would you tell Picasso to sell his guitars?
Dodgeball: Patches O'Houlihan: If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.
Patches O'Houlihan: If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball.
Lance Armstrong: Quit? You know, once I was thinking of quitting when I was diagnosed with brain, lung and testicular cancer all at the same time. But with the love and support of my friends and family, I got back on the bike and won the Tour de France five times in a row. But I'm sure you have a good reason to quit. So what are you dying of that's keeping you from the finals? Peter La Fleur: Right now it feels a little bit like... shame. Lance Armstrong: Well, I guess if a person never quit when the going got tough, they wouldn't anything to regret for the rest of their life. Well good luck to you Peter. I'm sure this decision won't haunt you forever.
Patches O'Houlihan: I 'aint crazy and I 'aint a guy
Peter La Fleur: [after Patches hits Justin in the face with a wrench] Yeah, uh, Patches... are you sure that this is completely necessary? Patches O'Houlihan: Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? Peter La Fleur: Probably not. Patches O'Houlihan: No, but I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste
Young Patches O'Houlihan: Dodgeball is a sport of violence, exclusion, and degradation.
Patches O'Houlihan: If you're going to become true dodgeballers, then you've got to learn the five d's of dodgeball: dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge!
Cotton McKnight: And the Average Joe's beat the Germans in a *shocking* upset. Pepper Brooks: I feel *shocked*.
Cotton McKnight: In 23 years of broadcasting I thought I'd seen it all, folks. But it looks like Peter La Fleur has actually blindfolded himself. Pepper Brooks: He will not be able to see very well, Cotton.
Peter La Fleur: Thank you, Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris: Thank *you*, Peter.
Patches O'Houlihan: If you want to have dodgeball victory, you have to grab it by its haunches and you gotta hump it into submission!
Patches O'Houlihan: I've got some hookers in my room. What do you say we go celebrate? My treat. Peter La Fleur: No, thanks I'll just stick with the scarf, but thank you. Patches O'Houlihan: Suit yourself, queer. [Patches turns and drives off]
Patches O'Houlihan: Tomorrow, we're gonna pecker-slap those Globo-Gym bastards!
GG patches!
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