Ninjas Rob a Gas Station
Description: “Sept. 24, 2007: Police said two women dressed as ninjas were responsible for the hold-up of a Richland Township gas station Saturday morning using a samurai sword.”Nobody was hurt and the suspects have not been caught. The article accompanying the link can be found here at thepittsburghchannel.This is just another sad case of bored kids with no creativity or originality.Here are the steps the kids probably took:
1. Stumbled Upon the How To: Make a Ninja Mask
2. Started to crave a Crunchwrap Supreme at Taco Bell
3. Realized they had no cash for former
4. Decided to try to win on scratch off tickets
5. Realized they had no cash for former
6. Took a younger brother’s dagger and katana
7. Robbed a Sunoco
8. Gave money to this manThe only thing they could have done to impress me is split up as a pirate and the other as a ninja. Nice try.
